Clothes for Dogs are Useless

You know what I find weird? Buying jewellery for your dog. Perhaps it's because I've been watching Animal Planet a lot lately, but I think purchasing anything more than a collar for your pet is strange and unnecessary. It's always the little, yappy-type dogs too. you'll never see a full-grown boxer wearing a diamond tiara, gold anklet, fur (irony?) coat, or little doggy sunglasses. It's just not practical.

It's like buying baby clothes at really expensive Hollywood stores, why would you do this? The kid doesn't appreciate that you're making him wear a $500 pure mink little baby coat. He'll probably just spit up on it anyway. Also, he won't be wearing this $1,000 wardrobe for more than what, a year at most? What a waste of money.

Trust me, your shaky chihuahua doesn't care about that oh-so-adorable sweater you bought him. he'd rather kick it off and run around and smell another dog's butt.