Showing posts with label Age Old Questions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Age Old Questions. Show all posts

Friday, July 25, 2008

Questioning Costner

Quick question:

How does Kevin Costner even see anymore?



The older he gets, the more his face appears to swallow his eyes. He used to look like this:



At this rate, in approximately 5 years, Kevin Costner will loose his eyesight completely.

He is slowly turning into a mole.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Invader Grunt

On Friday, my boyfriend's roommate received Halo 3. This is a big deal to him, as this boy has been pining after the game for a good year or so. Within minutes of his arrival, my boyfriend and him had started completing the campaign on Heroic mode. I sat and watched, while occasionally working on stuff to keep me from being too bored.

While I enjoy video games, I'm not much of a gamer. I seem to know more about them than the average girl, and I do like them, I just don't have a ton of experience playing. I'm not terrible, but I'm not great either and I have a huge fear of embarrassment, hence my unwillingness to join in playing when people are around. But watching works, and this entire weekend I've seen so many cut-scenes and been witness to many epic battles.

It wasn't until 2 a.m. yesterday that I finally got a chance to play myself, sucking as expected but at least having fun.

Anyhoo, since yesterday was filled with Halo I didn't have a chance to post something for SSS. Which is funny because yesterday was all about visual arts. Nonetheless, today I come bearing a question that has been in my mind since the long hours of viewing Halo 3:

Are Covenant grunts and Irken Invaders related?



The grunts sound suspiciously like Invader Zim and his cronies. They also have triangle-packs on their backs, and are quite short, which is similar to Irken invaders. Grunts are also headstrong little idiots, following any orders placed by their tall superiors.

Study the above photo, play Halo 1, 2, and 3, then watch Invader Zim and tell me the grunts and invaders aren't related!

Monday, August 27, 2007

I know this video has been floating around the net a lot lately and it's one of the few things I'm actually amazed with. Mind you, she got 3rd runner up.



Which begs the age old question:

Who appears dumber, the pageant contestant who flubs her answer or the judges who look past it and crown her with 3rd place?


I'm really not into pageants at all. I have a friend who competed in a few, she loved them. I know they are a lot of hard work and the girls put a lot into it, but really in the end who will win, a girl with extra flub who answers her question well, or the hot chick who stumbles but looks great in a swimsuit?

Friday, June 15, 2007

An Age Old Question

Who would win in a fight between a panda and a moose?